So this is where I’m supposed to tell you a little bit about who I am, eh?
Welp … here goes nothing!
- My name is Stephanie, but nobody calls me that outside of work. I usually go by Stef these days. Unless I’m online, in which case I currently answer to … take a wild guess.
- Despite what the online handle says, I am not, in fact, an interdimensional rectal deity. Though I do get pretty anal about things.
- I’m 38 (as of 2026). Which makes me a millennial. Which means I participated in the killing of the diamond industry. This might be my grandest achievement.
- I’m from Austria. Vienna, to be more precise. The Viennese are known to complain about literally anything, and the worst fate that can befall us is having nothing to bitch about. I am no exception to the rule.
To tell you the truth,
I’m not exactly sure why I’m keeping this site up, seeing as I can’t, for the life of me, bring myself to post anything. Whether that’s anxiety or laziness or simply the fact that I have reached an age where I consider whatever comes out of my (virtual) mouth to be inconsequential background noise at best, you can decide for yourself.
Then again …
Social Media Handles
Here’s my Linktree which includes all my current and previous social media endeavours.
If you know me from however many decades ago, are trying to reach out and catch up (please do!) but you’re on none of these platforms: my email address is “helianthea” – followed by the classic Google/Gmail-nonsense 😉
